The Quotable Stoner by Holden Blunts

Author:Holden Blunts [Blunts, Holden]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781440527326
Publisher: Adams Media
Published: 2011-07-15T00:00:00+00:00

“Bob, we’re just tired of the way you run your interventions.”

—D AVID CROSS AS DAVID, MR. SHOW WITH BOB AND DAVID

“Them say it might get you mad. But all this is true! ’Cause them never make themselves, they don’t know what power, what strength them have … and the more they look ’pon the thing, they get afraid of themselves.”

—B OB MARLEY, EVERY LITTLE THING GONNA BE ALRIGHT : T HE BOB MARLEY READER

“I recently read an interview in Rolling Stone, where he advocated that people should not do drugs, Keith Richards said that we should not do drugs. Keith, we can’t do any more drugs, because you already fuckin’ did them all! There’s none left; we have to wait until you die so we can smoke your ashes, alright!”

—D ENIS LEARY

“I never smoked marijuana in high school. Never touched it, ’cause Nancy Reagan had this amazing marketing campaign, ok. ‘Just Say No.’ Get up and look at the cartoons in the morning, there’d be an egg on the TV right, then they’d cut to a frying pan. It’s like ‘This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.’ And you’re like, ‘Fuck that! Fuck fuck fuck it.’”

—T OM GREEN

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